Missionary Mishap: Elizabethan Logic Fail
I’ve seen some solidly bad reasoning from missionaries, but what a brilliant tweet from Elizabeth Schofield.
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Please tweet responsibly.
and God knows best.
Category Archives: Memes
Bible – The Greatest Story Book Ever!
While checking out a few book shops today, by happenstance I came across a Bible entitled, Baby’s First Bible. My curiosity got the best of me and while flipping through the pages I came across a pretty interesting page. On the last picture below, the publishers describe the Bible as the greatest story book ever! I cannot disagree, the Bible has stories that rival those of Cinderella, Game of Thrones and even Harry Potter.
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Page After Title Page – Greatest Story Book Ever
It’s good to see that publishers are educating kids by being honest about the veracity and reliability of the Bible.
and God knows best.
Let’s Just Worship One God…
and God knows best.
Dividing Infinity Into Three
During a discussion on Facebook, a Christian happened to mention that God is one, infinite and indivisible. Then he mentioned God was shared by three persons. For a moment I wasn’t sure what I had read. How was it possible that God was one, infinite and indivisible, but at the same time three and divisible (shared)? I think this meme summarizes the confusion I had.
So, any takers? How do I divide infinity into three?
and God knows best.
Missionary Mishap: Jesus & Doors
After 2000 years, one internet missionary has finally developed the ultimate argument to prove that Jesus was crucified and eventually resurrected. In a video released today, Jonathan McLatchie presented his argument. I must admit, it is extremely incredible and completely unexpected. It is amazing, that almost no one else has used this proof. Here it is:
Jonathan goes on to say that, “It is unlikely that John would have invented that.” This is irrefutable proof that Jesus was resurrected. I believe that Jonathan needs to be given a award for such thinking. He is certainly quite amusing. Job well done, Jonny!
and God knows best.
Jonathan McLatchie Flops in South Africa
Embarrassing. This is the term being used by Christians in response to erratic, untruthful and dishonest claims made by Jonathan McLatchie about his South African events. Despite having the support of his close friend and teacher Sam Shamoun, Jonathan’s events in South Africa have had appallingly small crowds (?) attending those events. One South African speaker, Br. Yusuf Bux, decided to question Jonathan about the size of attendance at his events:
Jonathan replied with a large figure, 200 people! However, Br. Yusuf Bux responded with a picture that clearly showed roughly 20 people in attendance or less. In questioning Jonathan’s integrity, Br. Yusuf Bux replied as follows:
Jonathan insisted that the photos were taken at a bad time, however these are photos from two different debates, both showing less than 100 people at either event. Instead of responding with photographic evidence to the contrary, Jonathan insisted that “someone did a headcount”. Unfortunately for Jonathan, the pictures were taken by attendees who confirmed that such numbers from Jonathan are not only imagined, Jonathan was simply lying. Another person who attended the event also replied and confirmed that Jonathan’s numbers were simply made up:
According to the above eyewitness, the testimonies of both Christians and Muslims, and the photographs of the events, Jonathan is simply making up attendance numbers at will. In fact, Br. Yusuf Ismail has mentioned that there were 40 people at the first event and 70 at the second. No where near the large figures that Jonathan claimed:
Not only have the events themselves failed to draw in any crowds, attendees from both Islamic and Christian backgrounds have complained that Jonathan’s arguments were not only poor, but he was significantly repetitive, leading to crowds leaving while he was speaking. As seen in this photo below, the room is practically empty while Jonathan is speaking:
In another event, there are 4-5 more people, but the seats are simply empty while Jonathan is speaking:
There’s no need to make up numbers Jonathan, the pictures speak for themselves. If anyone would like to submit further pictures of the crowds, send us an email or post them to our Facebook Page.
and Allah knows best.
Missionary Mishap: Deceitful Snake
It’s never good when an insult backfires on you. Case in point, we’ve got avid Sam Shamoun, David Wood and Jonathan McLatchie supporter….Nakdimon (whose real name I have agreed not to use).
and God knows best.
Missionary Mishap – Copying Bad Arguments
Everyone wants to be a debater. Today, all it takes is a keyboard and adding a title to one’s name. In this case we have a callow missionary by the name of Evangelist France Francis. He has previously boasted that he is a friend of Jonathan McLatchie (a quick perusal of Jonathan’s timeline indicates that ‘France’ comments often on his page). With that said, while Jonathan has accepted that he made an error with regard to his claim that nowhere does Allah say: ‘I am God, Worship Me’ in the Qur’an, his young missionary friend has yet to get this memo:
As can be seen, Br. Mustafa Sahin an up and coming Muslim apologist and debater, knocks France the Evangelist out of the park. His Qur’anic reference directly refutes the missionary:
Indeed, I am Allah. There is no deity except Me, so worship Me and establish prayer for My remembrance. –20:14.
It truly is amazing just how fast bad arguments can spread. Even when the missionary you allegedly learn from recants his position, missionaries still insist on using those bad arguments. It’s quite embarrassing to say the least.
and God knows best.
Jonathan McLatchie’s Dishonesty Persists
Jonathan still insists that Khalid Yasin is a White man. If he can’t tell the truth in simple matters like this, how doe she expect anyone to take him seriously? Check our previous article here for more information.
and God knows best.
Nabeel Qureishi Deemed Heretic by Christian Scholar
The former Qadiani, Nabeel Qureishi attempted to unceremoniously drag noted Christian scholar and theologian, Miroslav Volf into his response to the Wheaton College suspension of a Professor for promoting solidarity between Islam and Christianity.
Unfortunately for Nabeel, he earned the ire of Miroslav Volf, who deemed him a heretic for arguing that Jews worship a different God than that of Jesus’s. His argument is that according to the Bible, Jesus acknowledged that Jews worshiped ‘His Father’, despite denying his (Jesus’s) alleged divinity. As such, not only does this demonstrate Nabeel’s lack of education when it comes to his own theology, it indicates to the wider public that Nabeel is not serious about his faith and is clearly more interested in pandering to the lay-Christian audience that follows RZIM.
This is quite disappointing, but in some respect it is a sign that not only does Nabeel not understand Islam, despite trying to study Christianity, he still is unable to grasp its theological nuances to the extent according to one well noted Christian scholar, he holds heretical notions and beliefs.
and God knows best.
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