بِسۡمِ ٱللهِ ٱلرَّحۡمَـٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ ,

Are you starving? Are your kids sick and you don’t have the funds to send them to the doctor/ hospital? Are you homeless? Your salvation is here! If you would like a miracle in your life today, for a measly $20 US your dreams can come through. Join the 700 Club today and for $20 dollars a month, you can have miracles happen to you*!

* – Miracles are not guaranteed if you are (a) Not Christian (b) Christian and not in the 700 Club (c) Christian and in the 700 Club.

Sami Zataari has the full write up here.

wa Allaahu ‘Alam.